youreprettyclassyalissa:

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

TAYLOR THIS IS US IN A NUTSHELL.

condorn:

Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

danerjuice:

This mashup is so bloody brilliant. I think my brain nearly exploded.

shvmeless:

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things